Employee Drug Tests

Continental Airlines, in building its aviation business empire, has recognized that its greatest single asset is its workforce and in order to ensure that its workforce mirrors the lifestyle, experience and culture of its customer base it uses a system of pre employment screening

Great jobs have been offered so that everybody who qualifies can build careers and professional integrity using the company’s advanced training and learning programs. To embark on this exciting road leading to a clear and successful career path, you should undergo rigorous Continental Airlines pre-employment screening in order to determine whether or not you qualify for their offered aviation career programs.

As, by its very nature, a career in aviation is customer driven and service related, those that seek such a path must be capable of multi-tasking and be able to cater to the needs of customers who sometimes can be very demanding. Part of the screening process includes various tests to measure a person’s ability to fulfill these needs and to gauge the prospective employee’s capacity to provide an impeccable standard of service to the customer.

You need to have the right skills, attitude, discipline, and qualifications to land the job of your choice. For example, you ought to be efficient and have good judgment to be an effective flight attendant. You need to have excellent communication skills to face and handle diverse customer base to provide the level of service integrity with which the company takes marketing leverage among its competitors.

The initial levels of Continental Airlines pre employment screening involves a thorough background check and commences with the candidate submitting their qualifications in the form of an up to date resume that can be in either the functional or reverse chronological order format and a covering letter that would include a clearly stated objective that would indicate to the company your potential for your targeted position.

The company needs to make sure that they invest in the best-fitting person for the job so you ought to state your work experience to so that they can guage disciplines and skills you have acquired for the desired position. Your educational background as well as earned technical skills must also be included with supplemental documents to prove your qualifications.

Should the candidate’s initial application prove successful, then they will be invited by the company to take part in the next stage of the pre employment screening process.

You need to complete the required medical tests, particularly drug tests and background checks to determine whether you are physically and morally fit to become part of this prestigious airline company. Employment is contingent to satisfactory background analysis, drug test, and other necessary medical test results.

The company’s commitment to maintain the highest levels of professionalism and customer service and very high expectations for it is employees means that the pre employment screening is a very tough process to complete. To get through it the candidate needs to self excited and driven.

Drug tests are done to find out whether a person has abused illicit drugs or not. Drug tests are increasingly becoming compulsory at many work places, for college admissions, and in sports. This has led to drug abusers to find out the ways to pass a drug test. Using cranberry juice is one of the common methods used by the drug abusers to pass the urine drug test. Information is given below on the method followed by the drug abusers to pass a drug test.

Cranberry Juice – The Natural Diuretic:

Cranberry Juice is treated as a natural diuretic, which can be consumed at home. Having cranberry juice on the day of the test temporarily dilutes the urine. This will temporarily strip out THC from the urine. High quality cranberry juice is also consumed to balance the pH level of the urine and increase frequency of urination. Cranberry juice is praised for its ability to aid in maintaining natural kidney functioning.

Using Cranberry Juice to Pass the Drug Test:

Drug abusers drink a few glasses of cranberry juice before going to work on the day of the test. They ensure the urine in the bladder is as watered down as possible. Drug abusers begin by drinking a gallon or more of water and drink a couple of glasses of cranberry juice in between. The cranberry juice will ensure to urinate frequently.

If the company has a history of having tests on the work places instantly, drug abusers try to keep a bottle of cranberry juice with them always. They just drink it before the test, and possibly get a chance to urinate before the test to clean out the system with the aid of the juice.

How it Works:

Theory is to cause a “pH shift”, making the urine sample acidic – altering the chemistry of immunoassay tests. In reality – the body detoxifies the acid and dilutes to physiological pH. Between the frequent urination and the dilution of your urine with water, metabolites are unable to build up to a detectable level. For example, cranberry juice contains enough benzoic acid to produce a decidedly acidic urine specimen. Alterations of the urine pH outside the specified limits could result in a false-negative result.

This should help you to look for ways to prevent a potential drug addict from circumventing the test procedure.

Steps To Make certain to take If You DON’T Want To Make certain to get Over A Break Up

1. Admit Fault. If you are reading this, you probably did not initiate the break up. You will fillet your history, every word, every gesture, every bad haircut, every sex act, every scene that could have possibly led to why he or she left you. Guess what? It wasn’t your fault. You did not do anything but be your own special beautiful self. It is the ex’s fault. The ex is the one who needs the therapy, not you.

2. Resort to alcohol or drugs to make you feel better. You’ll only depress your system more, and possibly face jail time or REHAB. This will only result in more depression, more money spent on legal fees and therapy, and ultimately, you’ll blame yourself for it all when in actuality, it’s the ex’s fault that you became a crackhead. You wouldn’t have resorted to a DUI conviction or an overdose if he or she wasn’t the one who started it? So just stay clean and sober.

3. Purchase those self help books. I read them all and what they did was make me wallow in it for longer than I needed to. Now I’ve got an Amazon.com bill that rivals my therapy bill and lemme tell ya: I may use a little extra cash right now. Just read this article. For free.

4. Speak to happily married friends about your break up. They have no idea how to relate to your problem. Sure, they have been dumped before, but that was years ago. And besides, you don’t want to be around their perfect house, kids, dog, and spouses while you cry at their perfect kitchen table. Find some desperately single friends to talk to about it. Chances are, they have been dumped recently also and know just how you feel RIGHT NOW. Married friends have to rely on memory and we all know how fast that goes as we age.

5. Sign on to ANY of those online dating sites. Crimeny. Those sites will just make you FEEL available when emotionally, you really aren’t. Plus, a lot of those weirdos (I’m just sayin’…) are probably recently dumped folk themselves, and have just as low self-esteem as you do. What you are looking for is someone with their ducks in a row. If you ask me, any site that matches me using a logarithm I have to pay for to conjure chemistry is questionable at best and will only add to your break up bill.

6. Eat more/Starve yourself. No. Remain the same healthy, beautiful person you were when the “hex” picked you up as a partner.

7. Listen to break up songs or songs about love. Somebody call 911 for you right now! Let me put it to you this way: you know that song (Nat King Cole’s version comes to mind) of “Our Love is Here to Stay”? Sample these lyrics: In time the Rockies may crumble, Gibraltar may tumble/They’re only made of clay/But our love is here to stay Lies. All of it. Look on GoogleMap. The Rockies are STILL THERE! Gibraltar is a big freaking rock. It ain’t going nowhere and still stands! However, his/her love took off, crumbled into the sea as if it was discarded material from a potter’s wheel! Where is this “love” now? This song is a LIE! Do not listen to this one especially.

And as to the Bee Gees’ “How Can You Mend A Broken Heart?”, I say behavior modification methods work well. Make certain to put a rubber band around your wrist. Every time you think of your “hex,” snap it and cause yourself pain. You’ll quit thinking about him/her in no time and the only thing you’ll need to heal is your wrist! Don’t listen to that song, either.

8. Watch romantic comedies. You fill in the blank here. And if you still can’t figure out why you shouldn’t do it, buy stock in Kleenex ASAP. Those stocks will split in NO TIME with all that you’ll be using. You can sell ‘em and that will help pay off your Amazon.com/therapy bills.

9. Stalk your ex on social networking sites. If you find yourself doing this, buy more stock in Kleenex (or possibly Zoloft) and get that debt compensated off even faster!

10. Change. Okay, let’s face it. We do have to own some of our failings and defects. This is a great time to do inventory on what makes you a jerk or a nag. That old proverb “Don’t change, man, don’t you ever change” should be our mantra until we remember that we are beautiful, awesome souls that some other jerk or nag couldn’t understand/appreciate. They are the ones at fault, remember, and if anyone should change, it’s them.

11. Go back to the ex when he/she begs/emails/texts/drunk dials/what have you. And repeat this disaster AGAIN? You’d be better off purchasing a roll of ride tickets from your local carnie. I say this because the probability is high that you’ll be riding this same nightmare again, so stock up on those tickets and barf bags. Break ups don’t have a height requirement and most carnies can’t pass a drug test anyway (I’m just sayin’…), so I would not trust them with my body, let alone my heart.

12. Find another jerk/nag just like the ex. You know that roll of ride tickets I told you to buy for those stoned carnies? Make certain to get ready to cash more in. You have made it through this article so far; why not go the distance and step out of the break up ride line and get in the one that sells those awesome caramel apples? It will taste a lot better than going through this pucky again!

These are my steps for How NOT to get over a break up. Go ahead. Do not take my advice. Do not read this article. Spit on me. I don’t care. I’ve already felt every humiliation possible due to my break up.